Have you seen the new poll in the Peacock King storyblog? That's OK, I'll give you a minute to go check it out.
Notice anything missing?
THAT'S RIGHT. THERE IS NO 'SY OPTION ON THAT LIST. ... and don't even try to pull none o' that "What? He's not even in the story yet!" bullhooey. We already talked about this.
I suppose I could do something nefarious like, oh, hack the poll and add him to the list and then generate a bunch of fake votes to drive up his numbers watch as people all flock to his side (as they should), but no. No, I will not stoop to such levels.
Instead, I will continue on, basking in the happy knowledge that 'Sy was, in fact, so damned awesome that he didn't need to be added to the list. It's simply assumed that he's in first place, and the rest of the cast is simply competing to stand in his shadow.
ETA: WHAT? GERUDE ISN'T EVEN ON THERE? THIS POLL WAS POSTED WAY TOO EARLY, IRK. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~
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Is that what he's there for? Because it's been too fucking sunny lately.
ReplyDeleteStep up, man!
He casts a long shadow. There's even enough room for Ebrellin-i's ego!
ReplyDeleteWhat, you want to date Gerude AND 'Sy? A father-son sort of sandwich? What the fuck is up with that?
ReplyDeleteDude, my picks are 'Sy, Gerude, Gerald, and Erynn. If all those pervs in the nets can lust after mother-daughter(s) action... WELL I'M ALL ABOUT EQUAL OPPORTUNITY!
ReplyDelete...You put a GRANDSON in there.
ReplyDeleteShit ain't right.
Wrong is the new black.
ReplyDeleteAlso, not a cheesehead.
Also also, I need to add Camden to my list. Especially if he's covered in Jhe Katherine's special sauce.
Ooh? Wow. Way to add variety to the gene pool there.
ReplyDeleteLike they're not a bunch of merrily inbred crazies to begin with. Camden's tribe wasn't exactly above playing the field, and they're not showing any ill effects! (Granted, cousin-friendly limits, but it's still FUNNY. FUNNY BECAUSE LOL XAILLYNDESSES.)
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